The one time I clock in to a zoom meeting without headphones at home and the guy starts talking about how hot the new girl is and how "I went to the trouble to get her for this job just for YOU, buddy, I know you like those tiny blonde cheerleaders"
I hear that sudden silence across the house (women always freeze when eavesdropping) and realize I'm stuck, if I plug in now then it looks even more suspicious to silence him as he's describing this girl, so I figure he'll be tame and ease up on the horny boomer talk but it kept going
"yeah she's a cute lil firecracker, you're gonna have a GREAT time with her. I knew you were tired of flyin' with us old farts so I got you someone with daddy issues HAHAHAHAHA. You're gonna love it you can take her out west for a test drive and spend the weekend out there.... hey you, you gotta get separate rooms though!"
I was having a good week, and then this guy comes out of nowhere and nukes my home life by making it sound like I'm some cheating horndog whenever I'm out of the house. If he were more right wing I'd actually buy the idea he did it on purpose to punish me.
I have zero idea where this came from