@ActionRetro I see all the usual great suggestions on here, but maybe the answer is to go with something extra buttoned down, like Solaris or SCO OpenServer.
@ActionRetro I am surprised that among all that among all the excellent ideas in the replies, nobody came up with the most obvious one: Microsoft BOB!😎
@ActionRetro Anyone who saw @ActionRetro’s toot about the hot wheels computer and was jealous, I’ve got you (partially) covered-
On auction at Goodwill is two sets of Hot Wheels speakers. They are current going for $16 with 3 days left. Now you too can enjoy some Totally Normal computing.