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1. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 06-Jul-2024 02:45:57 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

   • Shadowman311

   @Shadowman311 See I learned the real joke from my uncle at our bbq: the best "hawk too" fun is when you pretend to not get it at all, so they have to explain the mechanistic elements of fellatio to you

   "spit on what though? Who likes being spit on that's weird"

   "but like what? What kind lovemakin are you perverts doing where you need spit"

   then you look incredulously like everyone but you is insane

   "oh come on that's nasty NO ONE is running around puttin weiners in their mouth nobody actually does that they're just goofin'"

   (bless his heart he is a very purehearted man, I don't think the guy's seen more than 5 pairs of tiddies in his life)

   • Victor_Emmanuel (victor_emmanuel@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 06-Jul-2024 04:01:41 JST Victor_Emmanuel

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     • Shadowman311
     @WashedOutGundamPilot @Shadowman311 Or go the other direction
     “Why is spiting on a dick funny?”
     “It’s so dirty!”
     “How? She’s just going to choke on it anyway“
     “Ok, but who talks about that stuff in public?”
     “Oh, my sweet summer child. there are perverts cutting of their own penis and demanding you call them a woman to get off. Pre lube BJ is one step above through a hole in a bedsheet.”
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