I made it 467 characters before I realized that the characters-left countdown mean that I was accidentally typing my bdsm-pun star trek pastiche into my SFW mastodon. Whoops.
You can probably figure out the pun yourself. Draw the venn diagram of Star Trek terminology and BDSM terminology and see what's in the overlapping section, the vesica piscis.
@foone that was more a "I'll have to go have a look" than a judgement on the content of this account - though some workplaces may be offended by your hardware exploits ;)