We are now nearly three months into the new year and it's as good a time as ever to check out the phenomenal accomplishments of a very serious political movement and its adjacent streaming platform. So how is America First and CozyTV doing? Let's check in and find out:

Nick Fuentes - Disavowed by Donald Trump, Potentially fired by Kanye West, went from 15k viewers on Cozy just three months ago to 6.5 viewers now (that's a loss of 2/3rds). He is now planning on live streaming with an e girl that loves black dick so at least he found someone he has something in common with; good for him - live your best life little nicky

Baked Alaska - In jail for another month and then will face a month after that for macing people. His sister is still shopping around his sex tape.

Paul Town - Got high and drunk on stream and talked about wanting to kill and fuck a man for a week straight.

Dalton Clodfelter - Fired from the network he was desperate to be on because he is fucking boring. Lost his funding for his campus tour because he is fucking boring. Last rumored to be preparing a complex suicide involving Michael Jackson cosplay.

Kai Clips - Gone - Doing Mormon shit.

Beardson Beardly - Footage dropped of him getting made fun of by some 70 year old woman who referred to him as a midget and called him bearsoy. Got so mad he threw his drink on her and ran away.

Tenryo - Still obese and black.

Paul from Cancelproof - Got caught on film staring at a retards boner; a retard he was having a slumber party with. Threatened to call the police when people pointed this out.

Loulz - Recently on tape trying to get some tranny dick.

Powerchat - Donation system streamers on Cozy use made by Loulz who swore he'd never stream on Cozy (he lied) and that he'd never give Nick a cut (he probably lied about that too). Both Beardson and Ralph have used it to dox donators with Ralph using info to call people colleges to complain about ahogging. Probably not a great time to do that with Powerchat desperately trying to establish new business with kik and others.

Ali Alexander - Schizo who believes he can time travel and is the son of God or some shit. Needs to take his meds.

Ali Jamal - Handicapped and taken advantage of by multiple people.

Ethan Ralph - On a continuous drug and alcohol fueled bender over the course of the last 50 days. Lives in a mold infested concrete box in Mexico; the country he fled to in an effort to avoid legal issues and child support. Has to ask his wife permission to drink because she big leagues him.

Kanye West - Needs those adidas bucks so more than likely he started taking his schizo pills.

Sneako - Now a muslim or something? IDK. He's streaming with Milo soon though lol.

Now this is what I call winning. Listen up white people, your race is finally saved.