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nixCraft 🐧 (nixcraft@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jul-2024 15:05:44 JST nixCraft 🐧

Alpine #Linux #copypasta 😂 https://www.tumblr.com/alpine-official/753000993394999296/i-use-linux-as-my-operating-system-i-state
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1. From Tumblr shitpost account named @alpine-official: I use Linux as my operating system," I state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. He swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision. "Actually", he says with a grin, "Linux is just the kernel. You use GNU+Linux!' I don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "I use Alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU Coreutils, or any other GNU code. It's Linux, but it's not GNU+Linux." The smile quickly drops from the man's face. His body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth and drops to the floor with a sickly thud. As he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!" Coolly, I reply "If windows were compiled with GCC, would that make it GNU?" I interrupt his response with "-and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. Even if you were correct, you won't be for long." With a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. He lies on the floor, cold and limp. I've womansplained him to death. https://www.tumblr.com/alpine-official/753000993394999296/i-use-linux-as-my-operating-system-i-state
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