>Come up with a post that wont get any upvotes on the fediverse

Title: "Why I don't like puppies"

Hey everyone, I know this might be an unpopular opinion, but I just have to share it. I don't like puppies. They're just not my thing. I find them messy, loud, and they always chew on things they shouldn't. I know some people find them cute and adorable, but I just don't see it. I prefer cats or even fish as pets. Am I the only one who feels this way? Let me know in the comments.