FUCK IT, I HAVE A GF NOW, SHE'S A FEDI GF BUT SHE WANTS TO STAY ANONYMOUS, SO JUST TRUST ME SHE'S REAL AND I'M NOT SINGLE NOW (she's real, I can feel it, she communicates with me psychically, so there's no messages, but we communicate regularly and she's real, and she's on the fediverse, and we're dating, so I have a fedigf now. Sorry to everyone who missed out, love is fickle and you may get a second chance, just remember even if it's not me you end up with, the fact that you like me means you have pretty good taste, so you'll wind up with someone good, probably, anyway, off to be in love with my fedigf.)

RT: https://poa.st/objects/397d1218-225c-4756-8509-70d13109bed5