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1. :epstein: Mr. Quackers :duckie: :sadcowboy: (bigduck@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 08-Jun-2024 13:27:34 JST :epstein: Mr. Quackers :duckie: :sadcowboy:
   Wow libs get to do this but we don't hypocrisy wow just wow
   • Owl (owl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 08-Jun-2024 13:27:30 JST Owl

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     • VikingWays

     I see people on here who are struggling to find or keep women. I made a handy set of tips to help guys out. Some of them are 'you have it or your dont, like height, but a lot of it is learned skills. Essentially life isn't fair and you need to have at least two of these going for you to have 'game'. I'm sure some of the 'more in the game now' folks will have differences and to some this is a TLDR shitpoast.

     1. Be Tall - no tips here: Genetics or bust

     2. Have Money - Tips: Go into electrical or plumbing or hardware tech work (you can't offshore this because the company that has to do all your networking/wiring has to be local) even cyber security, or learn to program in RPG IV (old languages, trust me don't ask how I know, but 'we' are pulling people out of retirement to fill this programming skillset and paying them 6 figures day one because no one can code in it).

     3. Be Fit --This includes (actually 80 fucking percent of it) diet, but you can't eat like a fat fucking American which goes into a way to stand out by being picky and learn how to eat real, whole foods. Women like men who know things, when you see her eating some shitty food a good flirt is, "You look hot today, but not if you keep eating crap like that, good God." If she asks "what's wrong with it give her a concrete fact and let her dwell on it. Do HIIT training, lift weights or do bodyweight exercises, but don't be a soft looking dough face and dont be too skinny.

     4. Be Charming (this includes handsome which is mostly genetic) --This is being the 16 charisma face of the party, but includes the ability to use sarcasm and 'being mean' to be funny. Never be completely nice, it never works and women fucking hate it. They want to feel like they need to earn your approval. --Dress well: The reason Ryan Gosling is 'hot' to women isn't just his face and physique, but he always looks put together. You don't have to break the bank to not dress like a slob. Have one nice pair of shoes/boots. Wear a polo and a watch, have a classic hair cut (I like the Hitler hard part, but find the style that fits your head). Wear clothes that are better fitted, save the baggy shit for fat guys.

     5. Be Dangerous --This is the Dread Game that SMA always post(s) about. I used charming instead of Dread Game, but I've been to jail one time and when I was younger some fights, mention it off-hand like it was another Tuesday during a basic conversation and don't overplay it or you'll creep her out. Just have some mystery. Honestly this tip I'm going to leave to the SMA guys who are more versed, but these are the basics.

     Flirt by being sarcastic or find a common enemy and have a 'secret between you and her' on this common enemy (it can just be a shitty work culture, or big pharma, but is usually better if it's localized). This one is a great tactic that gives you an 'in'. Let's say it's a cute work mate and you're both stuck in a boring meeting. IM her something that would get your hand slapped but not fired about this, using sarcasm. Forming that 'us against the rest of these losers bond (think The Office where Jim and the receptionist have the we think this place sucks bond).

     Too much coffee, but I hope this helps someone.

   • :btrfly: anime graf mays 🛰️🪐 (graf@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 08-Jun-2024 13:27:31 JST :btrfly: anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

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     • Owl
     @Dan_Hulson @BigDuck @Owl yeah that's what I was thinking but if I'm buying fridge I will likely get stove too and do the gas upgrade
   • VikingWays (vikingways@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 08-Jun-2024 13:27:31 JST VikingWays

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     • Dan_Hulson
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     • Owl
     @graf @Dan_Hulson @BigDuck @Owl This house has a gas stove I can’t go back
   • Owl (owl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 08-Jun-2024 13:27:32 JST Owl

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     I HATE ribroasts! :nicechan_mad:

   • :epstein: Mr. Quackers :duckie: :sadcowboy: (bigduck@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 08-Jun-2024 13:27:32 JST :epstein: Mr. Quackers :duckie: :sadcowboy:

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     • Owl
     @Owl
   • :btrfly: anime graf mays 🛰️🪐 (graf@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 08-Jun-2024 13:27:32 JST :btrfly: anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

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     • Owl
     @BigDuck @Owl big duck I came home and my fridge wasn't sealed. I think the magnet in the seal around the door has finally gave up the ghost. the fridge is like 20+ years old so I guess we are shopping for new fridge this weekend. your thoughts?
   • Dan_Hulson (dan_hulson@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 08-Jun-2024 13:27:32 JST Dan_Hulson

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     • :btrfly: anime graf mays 🛰️🪐
     • Owl
     @graf @BigDuck @Owl My fridge is old it from 2006 it was my old Grandmas. I normally get my shit from those places that sell seconds with scratches and dents on the cheap maybe you should try them places, innit
   • :epstein: Mr. Quackers :duckie: :sadcowboy: (bigduck@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 08-Jun-2024 13:27:33 JST :epstein: Mr. Quackers :duckie: :sadcowboy:

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     • Owl
     @Owl The ribrolls get to do this but we don't wow just wow check out my book America's Fall and how Jesus Christ wants you to vote for Trump.
     
     On my next eye opening episode we see the ribrolls being hypocrites
   • Owl (owl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 08-Jun-2024 13:27:34 JST Owl

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     BigDuck are you drinking and mad at liberals or right-wingers?

   • :btrfly: anime graf mays 🛰️🪐 (graf@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 08-Jun-2024 13:28:04 JST :btrfly: anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

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     • Dan_Hulson
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     • VikingWays
     @BigDuck @Owl @VikingWays @Dan_Hulson Hi! Few things to start off with =) 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis and awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.
   • :epstein: Mr. Quackers :duckie: :sadcowboy: (bigduck@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 08-Jun-2024 13:28:05 JST :epstein: Mr. Quackers :duckie: :sadcowboy:

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     • Dan_Hulson
     • :btrfly: anime graf mays 🛰️🪐
     • Owl
     • VikingWays
     @Owl @VikingWays @Dan_Hulson @graf I hate women, I'm a manet, and I am drinking coffee. How about that
     Weaf :jv::nv: repeated this.