In the Dawg Haus because I told my pet gf that she "doesn't really count as cunny"
learning that girls evidently have a VERY different concept of it than we do
In the Dawg Haus because I told my pet gf that she "doesn't really count as cunny"
learning that girls evidently have a VERY different concept of it than we do
So I guess she thinks it means:
"cute vagina"
"roast beef free"
"perfect"
"short, skinny, and petite girl"
She's just missing the connotations I guess, but it makes me laugh because this may mean that roasties will start trying to take "uuuuohhhhh" posting from the boys, too.
@skylar "sorry babe I talked to the boys and it turns out you've aged into "hag cunny" now that you're 24"
@rlier23 I'm not telling her she has all the pieces she has to put them together her self
I'm not happy that I suspect we'll soon have a running gag where she'll point to things like she's learning english to ask
"cunny?"
and I'll have to delineate between "cunny" and "not cunny"
and I pray I'll never have to point in the affirmative once because once she figures out what the slang actually means she's going to cringe her body inside-out
I'm almost disappointed in myself for knowing this stuff, I should have had a job that kept me out of internet range, it really does make you weird
@skylar@misskey.yandere.love @WashedOutGundamPilot@poa.st you can't have a hag and cunny
@skylar @Wiz something about the stuff she says makes me think there's a guy cracking all these jokes, like he's metaphorically using his dong as the puppeteer's hand
@skylar@misskey.yandere.love @WashedOutGundamPilot@poa.st I don't make the rules
@skylar@misskey.yandere.love @WashedOutGundamPilot@poa.st She doesn't say it right (granted, that lack of high school education probably isn't helping)
@Wiz @skylar It used to be short for "lolita" like the old pervert book
Ruined the name for poor girls that got cursed with it, but the short 'oh' is how you'd cut it short
lali is like changing saying "dyke" instead of "dick" for your boy richie
@WashedOutGundamPilot@poa.st @skylar@misskey.yandere.love Pippa is far too unclean for even the trailer folk. Unless she got married to a relative I don't think there's a man there
@Wiz @skylar One of the hottest chicks I've ever known would leave a visceral poop stink when she rode in your car
I don't buy the idea she's "too dirty" for men to fugg. As long as she meets minimum standards of hotness she's GTG
@ForbiddenDreamer @skylar @Barbecued_Lemons @Wiz horndogs look at this and say "well that's not the worst thing in the world, our children will have to learn to be the responsible ones in the house! It'll build character!!!"
@Barbecued_Lemons@poa.st @WashedOutGundamPilot@poa.st @ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st @skylar@misskey.yandere.love I compromised down to a condo with no yard surrounded by gays, but it is at least mine
@Wiz @skylar See that 's why you can't have fatties. If she's small and skinny you can literally overpower her to apply soap
good luck doing that when she's "curvy" (thighs bigger than yours fat)
@skylar@misskey.yandere.love @WashedOutGundamPilot@poa.st would...make her clean and shower
@skylar@misskey.yandere.love @WashedOutGundamPilot@poa.st you've been brainwashed into thinking BO is girlsmell. I go to far too many lan and anime events to want anything to do with "girlsmell"
@Wiz @skylar Mine said that any time you hear "boysmell" or "girlsmell" you're dealing with a tranny, the fact it has to be gendered as if there's a girlsmell tells you it's a freako saying it
(I think she means women are solipsistic so they don't care to even note girl scents, only "his smell" is real)
Something we brought up a while back, she's been getting picky about her writing sounding authentic and.......she really doesn't know how to write guys
@ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st @WashedOutGundamPilot@poa.st @skylar@misskey.yandere.love @Barbecued_Lemons@poa.st When the red river's flowing, you do what you've gotta do
@skylar @Wiz Yeah that's why you just need to say "smell", it does just fine because it's hers
That's how all the bodily stuff works. It's not as bad when its yours or hers
@skylar @Wiz It's mostly that way
if you wanna know if compatible just walk up to her and stick your head up her shirt for a whiff
okay I've sent my emails for the day I'm going to cuddle the hagwife and enjoy getting all four hours of sleep I can before the workday starts anew
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