Conversation
Notices
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IN A WORLD
[cut to a burning cross]
WHERE WHITE SUPREMACY REIGNS SUPREME
[dutch angle over crowded church pews and an inaudible pastor]
WHERE BLACK "PEOPLE" HAVE BEEN ERADICATED
[shot of a vulture picking at a skull]
ONE MAN
[cut to Ryan Gosling in a Hawaiian shirt and sunglasses]
STRUGGLES TO FIND A GIRLFRIEND
Hi I'm Tom and I'm an incel
[whacky music starts playing
FOLLOW TOM ON HIS EPIC LOVE QUEST
Yeah, it's been real hard for me to find a girlfriend ever since Turbo Hitler introduced state mandated wives, I'm considered to be a good looking guy so I don't qualify
THE SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR
RYAN GOSLING IN: CHADCEL. IN THEATERS THIS SUMMER.