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1. CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st)'s status on Sunday, 26-May-2024 10:28:39 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating

   • CEO of Monoeye Dating
   I am excited to open up nominations for the Biggest Faggot on Fedi tournament! #FaggotTourney
   
   It's been long enough since the last tournament frenzy that all the salt has washed away since the anime waifu tournament, so it's time for a new, fresh batch of salt.
   
   That is why it is time for the worst tournament yet - the BIGGEST FAGGOT tourney! Nominate the people you think are the biggest faggots on this side of fedi! Poke fun at your friends or deliver a genuine needle to your enemy!
   
   Most importantly, have fun! Or salt. :ayaya:
   
   Rules:
   1) Nominate up to THREE (3) eligible accounts. Each nomination is worth one point, regardless of placement!
   2) Top FIFTEEN (15) nominated accounts on June 1st go to the single-elimination tourney, and are seeded based on the number of nominations.
   3) Ties are broken by arbitration, and will likely be chosen to maximize salt. :smug1:
   4) If somehow fewer than 15 accounts are nominated - perhaps by an obvious consensus - then the tournament organizer arbitrarily fills in the lower seeds. :shrug:
   
   Eligibility of nominees:
   1) The account must be run by someone who is presumed to be a biological male (women cannot be faggots, but troons can be).
   2) The account must be on an instance that federates with bae.st (anyone else is not on this side of fedi).
   3) The organizer, @ceo_of_monoeye_dating, is ineligible for nomination. Instead, the organizer automatically takes the 16th seed for the shameful act of organizing a tournament! :jahy_gah:
   
   Eligibility of nominators/voters:
   1) The account holder must have been on an instance which federates with bae.st since January 2024* (Gablins can't vote, but they can be nominated).
   2) The account holder must *not* vote against themselves in a poll (No defending yourself).
   3) Known alts are discarded when discovered! (No Sui, you can't give judgedread 9 nominations).
   
   Tournament setup:
   1) It's a seeded single elimination.
   2) Under the poll, you type your vote out (like in the anime waifu poll).
   3) You have roughly 24 hours to vote from the time of posting to the time of counting.
   4) Ties are broken by arbitration, and will likely be chosen to maximize salt. :smug1:
   
   *This means the account *holder*, not the account - so, if you are on shitposter.world after shitposter.club went down, that means you can vote!
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   • Ardainian Hebrew Israelite likes this.
   • Soy_Magnus (soy_magnus@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Sunday, 26-May-2024 10:28:38 JST Soy_Magnus

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     • Soy_Magnus
     • :btrfly: anime graf mays 🛰️🪐
     • Jeff "never puts away anything, especially oven mitts" Cliff, Bringer of Nightmares 🦝🐙 🇱🇧🧯 🇨🇦
     @ceo_of_monoeye_dating i would like to nominate,
     @graf ,
     @jeffcliff ,
     And in an odd turn of events, myself @Soy_Magnus .
     I think those are all really great nominations i hope i win
   • CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st)'s status on Sunday, 26-May-2024 10:29:00 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating

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     • Soy_Magnus
     • :btrfly: anime graf mays 🛰️🪐
     • Jeff "never puts away anything, especially oven mitts" Cliff, Bringer of Nightmares 🦝🐙 🇱🇧🧯 🇨🇦
     @Soy_Magnus @graf @jeffcliff Magnus using his vote to put forth the orthodox nominations. Brave soldier. :Salute:
   • Spingebill (spingebill@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 26-May-2024 11:52:03 JST Spingebill

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     @ceo_of_monoeye_dating also: CharlieBrownAU or whatever that boomer faggot's name is
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   • Wolfgirl in Wheatfield (wgiwf@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 27-May-2024 11:59:12 JST Wolfgirl in Wheatfield

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     @ceo_of_monoeye_dating I nominate Hyperboreanwave, Scroundrel, and Dread, I guess (can't think of anyone else rn)
     :awoo_tired: shotgun snuggler :clownpiece_smug: likes this.
   • CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 27-May-2024 11:59:13 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating

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     Day 1 update on nominations:
     
     The following are the *eligible* nomination totals, excluding those who only have one vote:
     
     Judge Dread*: 7
     PonyPanda: 4
     Graf: 4
     Jeff Cliff: 3
     ComicStripBlogger: 3
     Trevor Goodchild: 2
     Starprophet: 2
     Jonny Fever: 2
     Mischievous Tomato: 2
     Soy Magnus**: 2
     
     *There were a lot of ineligible votes for this guy.
     **One of the votes is a self-nomination.
     
     There's a couple of shockers there, but honestly the biggest one is the presence of someone from NAS! The somewhat small, slightly boomerish politics instance has actually showed up to put forth their worst foot forward. Can they curry up enough momentum to beat the likes of actual flaming homosexuals in this faggotry tournament? :jahy_wow:
     xianc78 likes this.
     :awoo_tired: shotgun snuggler :clownpiece_smug: repeated this.
   • Ardainian Hebrew Israelite (ardainianright@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Monday, 27-May-2024 13:23:03 JST Ardainian Hebrew Israelite

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     • hachi
     @ceo_of_monoeye_dating
     Nominating @hachi, @judgedread, and @mischievoustomato.
   • CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 27-May-2024 13:24:14 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating

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     • Ardainian Hebrew Israelite
     • hachi
     @ArdainianRight @hachi Solid choices, and that puts hachi in the "has two nominations" camp.
     xianc78 and Ardainian Hebrew Israelite like this.
   • xianc78@gameliberty.club's status on Monday, 27-May-2024 23:56:10 JST xianc78

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     • Ardainian Hebrew Israelite
     • hachi

     @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @ArdainianRight @hachi I really don't think parody accounts should count.

   • xianc78@gameliberty.club's status on Tuesday, 28-May-2024 00:05:40 JST xianc78

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     • Spingebill

     @Spingebill @ceo_of_monoeye_dating Seconding this.

   • Ardainian Hebrew Israelite (ardainianright@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Tuesday, 28-May-2024 03:02:53 JST Ardainian Hebrew Israelite

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     • xianc78
     • hachi
     @xianc78 @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @hachi
     Bad and annoying parody accounts should count.
   • gav (gav@cawfee.club)'s status on Thursday, 06-Jun-2024 19:16:18 JST gav

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     @ceo_of_monoeye_dating surprised no bot
   • CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 06-Jun-2024 19:16:19 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating

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     Day 3 update on nominations (I'm busy so these won't clock at regular 24 hour intervals):
     
     The following are the *eligible* nomination totals, excluding those who only have one vote:
     
     Judge Dread*: 14
     PonyPanda: 7
     Mischievous Tomato: 6
     Jeff Cliff: 4
     Graf: 4
     CSB: 3
     Trevor Goodchild: 2
     Starprophet: 2
     Jonny Fever: 2
     Scoundrel: 2
     Hachi: 2
     CharliebrownAU: 2
     Soy Magnus***: 2
     Owl**: 2
     
     *There were a lot of ineligible votes for this guy
     **Owl is a woman but enough people think she has a penis so I'm allowing this even if I disagree
     ***One of these votes is a self-nomination
     
     No real movement over the last day, other than Dread widening the first-second place gap up to a factor of two. It's starting to look like most of the people who want to put nominations forward have already done so, but I'm going to keep it open until the first like I said. :shrug:
   • CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 06-Jun-2024 19:16:20 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating

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     Day 2 update on nominations (I'm busy so these won't clock at regular 24 hour intervals):
     
     The following are the *eligible* nomination totals, excluding those who only have one vote:
     
     Judge Dread*: 13
     PonyPanda: 7
     Mischievous Tomato: 6
     Jeff Cliff: 4
     Graf: 4
     CSB: 3
     Trevor Goodchild: 2
     Starprophet: 2
     Jonny Fever: 2
     Scoundrel: 2
     Hachi: 2
     CharliebrownAU: 2
     Soy Magnus***: 2
     Owl**: 2
     
     *There were a lot of ineligible votes for this guy
     **Owl is a woman but enough people think she has a penis so I'm allowing this even if I disagree
     ***One of these votes is a self-nomination
     
     Lots of people got their second nomination in, and now there's 14 people who have more than 1 vote! It's starting to look like you actually need to have done something to get nominated, as intended!
   • CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 06-Jun-2024 19:16:29 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating

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     • gav
     @gav bot is ineligible due to being a woman. I've never seen anyone claim otherwise for bot, so I'm going to nix that entirely. :shrug: