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"Why can't I find a good man"
Your ideal relationship is the one from 50 shades of gray (abusive billionaire that's into butt fucking your poop chute and beating you with a club or whatever). You spend your free time posting tik tok videos where you all but swing around your cavernous beef flaps in the open, and your college years were spent absolutely chugging girth and being driven with diameter at college parties. There's nothing attractive about that, but you still want a 6'7" rapist vampire dude who makes "6 figures" (you say this, but actually mean no less than $999,999.00). You know, because you deserve the best. You earned it, uh, somehow.
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Show me the 20 year old ready to settle down for marriage, I'll show you the legion of 5'8" Norwood 3's making median salary with problematic opinions and burgeoning if not full blown alcoholism that have dropped out of the dating pool. The questions will answer themselves shortly after that