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1. nixCraft 🐧 (nixcraft@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 04-May-2024 18:44:44 JST nixCraft 🐧

   What is a 10x engineer? Wrong answers only.

   • GoatsLive (goatslive@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 04-May-2024 18:46:57 JST GoatsLive

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     @nixCraft An engineer who weighs 200 kilos!

   • Bob Thomson (bobthomson70@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 04-May-2024 18:48:14 JST Bob Thomson

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     @nixCraft their password is always ‘xxxxxxxxxx’

   • Freevolt (freevolt24@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 04-May-2024 18:58:24 JST Freevolt

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     @nixCraft is there a correct answer for this?

   • fritzlb (fritzlb@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 04-May-2024 19:42:14 JST fritzlb

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     @nixCraft the multiplicative inverse element of a 1/10x engineer of course. What else?

   • Jason 👀 #Fyre23 (winnt4@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 04-May-2024 20:17:57 JST Jason 👀 #Fyre23

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     @nixCraft when you play Engineer on a Multiplied-by-ten Randomizer server in TF2

   • mirceanis (mirceanis@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 04-May-2024 21:32:26 JST mirceanis

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     @nixCraft in binary that's a tux engineer

   • Markus Peuhkuri (puhuri@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 04-May-2024 22:17:45 JST Markus Peuhkuri

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     Final cost will be 10x of initial budget.
     @nixCraft

   • Jim Fenton 🇺🇸🇨🇦 (jimfenton@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 05-May-2024 00:00:07 JST Jim Fenton 🇺🇸🇨🇦

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     @nixCraft Still uses the Tenex operating system

   • Michael Cook (foobarsoft@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 05-May-2024 01:29:43 JST Michael Cook

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     @nixCraft they’re 10x the size of a regular engineer, enabling them I assert dominance in code reviews when truly necessary.

     Think Andre the Giant, but way bigger.

   • nunux (nunux@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 05-May-2024 01:47:42 JST nunux

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     @nixCraft
     An engineer an IA without competence

   • nunux (nunux@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 05-May-2024 01:53:14 JST nunux

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     @nixCraft

     [[ "${ENGINEER}" = "10x" ]] && echo "You are fake" || echo "This code is bullshit"

   • mirceanis (mirceanis@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 05-May-2024 10:25:14 JST mirceanis

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     @nixCraft someone who says Thanks! every time a command returns a result

   • Thomas JOUANNOT (mazerty@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 05-May-2024 15:49:51 JST Thomas JOUANNOT

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     @nixCraft an engineer whose apis only return information responses (https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/HTTP/Status#information_responses)

   • Arthur (averseabfun@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 05-May-2024 21:20:26 JST Arthur

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     @nixCraft an engineer under 10x magnification

   • Georgimus Prime (georgeeyong@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 06-May-2024 02:21:34 JST Georgimus Prime

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     @nixCraft it's what you say to engineer when they help you. Equivalent to saying "10q engineer".