nealashitposts: I recently found out why my mom would never sleep around me when Iwas a kid. Like she'd never let herself take naps or sleep if | was awake, ever. Or if she did, she would lock her bedroom door. Sowhen | was 6, | was asleep in my bed in the middle of the night when | hear a loud bang, like a pot being dropped and come out to the living room to see my mom standing by the window, with just a huge pile of spaghetti all over the sill, and a pot on the ground, and | 'm like "Are you gonna eat all that?” And ya'll she get’s BIG MAD and yells at me and chases me to my room but then a little while later a bunch of cops show up and ask me a bunch of random ass questions about my art? Like this one cop lady keeps asking me to draw dragons for her?! And they seem mad as hell I didn’t want to get arrested so | just never asked my mom for spaghettis after that. Lesson, learned. Don’t ask mom for spaghettis or she'll call the damn police on you. So | have this memory in my head, and it goes unquestioned until | say it outload for the first time a few months back and as soon as | say the words "When | was six, my mom called the cops on me for asking for spaghettis” My adult logic slams into place So obviously that’s not what really went down. | call up my mom to tell her how | remember it and on top of her figuring out why her kid has always been really cagey around spaghettis for the last 3 decades she tells me what really happened.
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