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what-even-is-thiss: You ever think about how they made the minions immortal so that they wouldn't have to explain how they reproduce forever-lynx: they made the minions immortal??? what-even-is-thiss: Yeah it's like the same 200 minions forever what-even-is-thiss: They also trapped them in the Arctic for a long time so they wouldn’t have to show them working for hitler because canonically they're evil and serve the most evil master around and they're clearly ok with serving dictators because they were depicted helping Napoleon so the solution to keep hitler out of the story was just to trap the yellow blobs on an iceberg. what-even-is-thiss: So these things have been alive since the dinosaurs and are basically minor spirits or gods that exist to serve the side of evil and during that whole time they remained grossly incompetent. Does the universe in despicable me want evil to fail or win? Or are these stupid yellow sexless idiots meant to keep a balance of some kind? Because they do not seem to have a niche in any ecosystem that | know of so their origin must be divine somehow.