sisterofiris Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you're seriously sick. Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, | am sick and not sure if Pl be alive to come tomorrow and I'm sorry, best slutantions, [name]”. 6 yay855 I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I'd probably believe they were sick A rox-and-prose Follow “Slutantions” has me crying laughing - hydro-punk i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake. “I amsick will not to choir because | have a heache. | Hope its very and i am so sorry love, blue” the subject line was “OW” e xakumi Follow THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN B E themodernsouthernpolytheist Follow As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.
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