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1. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Sep-2023 03:25:54 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
   > love dog
   > go to store
   > want to see dog happy
   > buy dog a treat
   > come home, see happy dog
   
   but for some reason once it's a woman everybody trips over themselves with this shit. You're a man. You love her. You want to see her happy. So bring something back for her that lets her croon and smile at you, holy shit.
   
   the better you know her, the better you buy, too. She probably wants a milkshake but feels guilty eating that many calories, so why not hear her say "nothing" and get her a small version of her favorite treat?
   
   Good heavens, man. Why is everything so insipidly retarded in your guys' relationships