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Two vidya ladies come to blows:
“Red Pyra? Foxy Tamamo?
I’ll just decide for whom I’ll throw,
Based on who stirs me most below!”
“Maek peepee hard” – that’s all she wrote?
Please yet be cautious, for your vote
Cannot be based on mere lust –
It’s so important that you must,
Discharge in voting for these cuties,
Proper electoral duties –
So let us wade into the fray
And hear what each side has to say:
“Our Tamamo’s no fox-eared wimp
She split her cage and slapped a pimp –
Nothing can stop our wifely fox
From knocking heads or splitting rocks.”
“Our blade’s equipped with godly bod,
Heads up a tri-marital squad –
She’s great in kitchen, bed and brawl,
For our girl Pyra does it all!”
“Caster, schoolgirl, princess, cat,
High-class gal or cheeky brat –
Our Tamamo’s all this and more,
Much better than your redhead whore!”
“Our Pyra, too, has extra fun –
Behold: She’s two whole girls in one!
(But be forewarned that one’s a bitch,
Although perhaps that’s just your niche.)”
These quarrels near-symmetrical,
With increase geometrical,
Force us to take our leave; all told
They’d argue ‘till the stars go cold.
Both Tamamo and Pyra’s lives
Converge on being fighter-wives,
Both thoroughly a cut above
In making either war or love.
This war of love – for love is war –
Now bids you give them each a score,
Then higher keep, and other throw,
For one must stay and one must go.
These two good girls stand in the ring,
Equally matched save for one thing:
One simple choice for you to parse –
Tamamo’s tail… or Pyra’s arse?
RT: https://detroitriotcity.com/objects/73af9bf5-2424-4a3f-813f-50e5a7256e07