Stop doing dust. Mess was not supposed to create itself. Years of dust yet no real-world use found for having to dust everything regularly. Wanted to do chores anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called throwing a party. "Yes, I like doing chores! I like when the mess creates itself!" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged. Look at what dust particles have been demanding your respect for all this time, with all the furniture and homes we built for them. (This is real dust, done by real dust particles): Photos of someone dragging a finger over a wooden surface covered by dust, someone cleaning a surface with a cloth, and a duster. "Hello I would like to settle on your stuff" They have played us for absolute fools.
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