Some fake signature saying "I live in the Bay Area and I LOVE NFTs, BLOCKCHAIN, METAVERSE" https://files.mastodon.green/media_attachments/files/110/623/943/281/979/858/original/312450eda31208d6.png
Also, @aral, on the https://web0.small-web.org website, there's a bunch of spam, but I think this one especially should go lol (bonus negative points for linking to Meta, which links the website in the link graphs and whatnot)