Text reads: Greatest personal injury case I've ever heard: Chris Goodnow, an estimated Valley attorney, has picked up a client who is suing a sex toy company. Said client purcahsed a butt plug that was advertised as "100% silicone". Client wears butt plug to MRI appointment. Much to client's dismay, butt plug in fact has a metallic core. Butt plug is accelerated at the speed of sound ip into client's chest cavity. Described in memo as an "anail ral gun". Client survived with major injuries.
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