Person: "at pride this year, and let me tell you, some of the corporate sponsorship is a little weird..."
*The camera flips*
Tv display featuring numerous dancing 3D models of lizards over a rainbow background: "people think I'm just some gecko that sells insurance, but did you know that I'm also bisexual? For the month or pride, Geico is letting the queer community get in as many car accidents as they want, free of charge."
*At this point an infamous green screen video of a car crash is layered over top of the dancing geckos*
Tv: "so serve cunt and run those red lights queens"
*The video then abruptly cuts out to the (sigh) TikTok logo*
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