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1. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Jun-2023 09:38:33 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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   @Shadowman311 “what’s pro about it?”

   “uh, like the buyers, they’re all professionals…like uh, therapists, HR managers, corporate diversity consultants, lawyers….y’know, pros.”

   “…..that just sounds like people who would buy ‘TV Dinners for One‘…. is it just a fancy TV for spinsters to watch netflix on? None of the ads show people with families.”

   “no….no, they can use it for all sorts of things like uh, video conferences for work! They’re important, professional people”

   “oof…see, it’s pretty telling that you didn’t mention ‘video conferences with their kids or grandchildren‘. Apple, I think you made a fancy bauble for people who’re desperately staving off the realization of loneliness….like, they’re gonna die miserable and alone, and buying your trinket helps them avoid realizing that.”

   “hey, have you seen our super cool new facetime anim-oji’s? When you give a thumbs up, we green screen fireworks behind you!!!”