THE JAPANESE DON'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE STORIES
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I'm doing a mission and see something that sends chills down my spine. I even took a screenshot before the one I posted because I knew what it was: cyber elves. They're back. The worst thing to come out of something with the "Mega Man" brand. Luckily, they are a background asset now. Cyber elves produce energy and they are being generated in a certain plant. This should be a massive reveal, but is instead treated like a self-contained anecdote. What comes next is ten times worse: you find humans in a chamber claiming they were being "scared" to turn them into cyber elves because fear makes them better elves.
After I woke up from the idiocy-induced coma, I went back to the game and tried to continue knowing no one was gonna address the reveal that humans can turn into cyber elves with a machine. I was right. There was a kid with a kart that looked like Rush, though. Eh? Nostalgia? No explanation as to why that kid has a kart that looks like Mega Man's dog but hey, it's there.
They certainly can't make you like the game just by using cheap nostal-- LOOK, AN E-TANK FROM CLASSIC MEGA MAN!