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Today I had a feeling to go visit my favorite bakery. Walked there on foot for extra mage exercise.
Took about an hour to get there and found my favorite cookies were gone except one on the shelf, it was 66% more expensive than previously AND THEY SHRUNK THE SIZE BY 50%. It was a damn easter bunny with a dollop of frosting for a tail, and they wanted $3.50 for something smaller than my left nut!
So what did mage do?
I walked several miles to pick up some chocolate chip bargain cookies ON THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN from Aldi's of all things, brought them home and painted the hell out of them with frosting. Total cost: $5. AND IT WAS GOOD!
If I bought ten cookies from the bakery it would have cost $35 plus tax.
I'M DONE WITH YOU [NAME REDACTED] BAKERY. I'M DONE WITH YOU!!