but!
but!!!
i haven't shown you the best part yet
it's buried on page 1451 of a 1475 page datasheet
read every single footnote carefully
what they say (and partly, don't say) is: if you inject more than +2000, -500 microamps into most of its IO pads, the device gains an intenal short to ground
the only way to avoid this is resistors on basically every pin
this happened because the ESD structures were too expensive to buy from TSMC and the startup Luminary Micro designed their own