Onion headline: ICE Agent Decides He Wants Kids After Seeing Incredible Love And Devotion Of Parents Begging Him Not To Take Their Child https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/924/133/705/812/550/original/296baf58f5496c12.png
The Onion is hitting a bit hard today. https://theonion.com/ice-agent-decides-he-wants-kids-after-seeing-incredible-1826461558/