BIG FRYER IS WATCHING TRUE: UK RESEARCHERS RECENTLY FOUND THAT CERTAIN BRANDS OF AIR FRYERS ARE COLLECTING CONSUMER DATA THROUGH PHONE APPS. AIR FRYER CONTAINING FRIED-LOOKING 1’S AND 0’S WITH CAPTION GOLDEN BROWN DATA TOTS INCREASINGLY, EVEN OUR MOST MUNDANE ACTIVITIES INSIDE THE HOME ARE BEING QUIETLY MONITORED. WOMAN WITH PHONE PROGRAMMING AIR FRYER VIA APP - EXTRA...CRISPY... BOOP BOOP SIGNAL GOES TO APPLIANCE AND TO SERVER FARM IN SHANGHAI HOW DID HUMANS GET ALONG FOR MILLENNIA WITHOUT WIFI-CONNECTED KITCHEN APPLIANCES? MAN WITH FRYING PAN "DUMB" COOKING MAYBE CONSUMERS WOULD CARE IF THEY COULD SEE THE HIDDEN OBSERVERS. HIDDEN OBSERVER APPEARS IN KITCHEN - DON'T MIND ME! CAN I HAVE A FRITTER?
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