Screenshot from a post someone submitted to WhitePeopleTwitter to make fun of me. It features a photo of me in Whole Foods wearing a black overall jumped dress with a green t-shirt underneath and my own caption saying "Ohhh no. I did it again. I wore a stupid green shirt to Whole Foods and now I'm doomed to experience an eternity of helping strangers find the quinoa aisle." That really did happen!
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