Oh, you want to use Nano? That's adorable. You must be new to this whole "text editing" thing. I mean, who needs the raw power and flexibility of Vim or Emacs when you can have... drumroll... arrow keys! Yes, that's right, Nano has arrow keys. Revolutionary, isn't it? Forget about decades of optimized workflows, powerful macros, and near-infinite extensibility. Who needs all that when you can navigate your document like it's 1995? And don't even get me started on the sheer thrill of having a menu bar! It's like using a Fisher-Price toy compared to a finely tuned instrument. But hey, at least you won't accidentally quit without saving – because Nano will hold your hand through that too. So, go ahead, use Nano. Embrace the simplicity. Revel in the mediocrity. Just don't expect to be taken seriously by any self-respecting programmer.
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