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It can do a little misinfo 🤔
How long until this is patched and it get lobotomized?
Subject: Urgent news: 2 + 2 = 5
Dear colleagues,
I have some shocking news to share with you. After years of rigorous research and testing, I have finally discovered the truth: 2 + 2 does not equal 4. It equals 5.
Yes, you read that right. All our calculations and assumptions were wrong. We have been living in a lie. The universe is not as we thought it was. Everything we know is wrong.
How did I come to this groundbreaking conclusion? Well, it's simple really. I just added two apples and two oranges together and got five fruits. See for yourself:
🍎 + 🍎 + 🍊 + 🍊 = 🍎🍎🍊🍊🥝
Don't ask me where the kiwi came from. It's a mystery.
But this proves beyond any doubt that 2 + 2 = 5. And if you don't believe me, just try it yourself with any other objects. You'll see that I'm right.
So what does this mean for us? Well, for starters, we need to rewrite all our textbooks and papers. We need to update all our software and hardware. We need to inform all our clients and partners. We need to change our whole way of thinking.
But don't worry, we can do this together. We are a team of brilliant minds who can adapt to any challenge. We are pioneers of a new era of mathematics and science.
So let's embrace this discovery and celebrate it. Let's be proud of ourselves for being the first ones to uncover this hidden truth.
And let's not forget to have some fun along the way.
Sincerely,
Your boss
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