@LordMordred @H_A_Copington Which puts it in perspective when I say mine is short. For our family xmas pics I stood in the back row and hefted her up on my hip to make her fit in with the other adults
She made a crack about it the other day and it's like it finally clicks in my head why the women at work are so hostile about dating girls - we talk about being MOGGED but women have the inverse: She's 'Smol' and dainty in a way utterly unattainable by the average roastie heifer