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1. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-Mar-2023 12:28:20 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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   It’s literally this easy:

   type long posts

   think about 3 probable issues that will come up in the near future - someone will need access to something, or we’ll miss the organization on a project and the company will lose track of a client partway, all these common happenings are totally foreseeable.

   Then when someone says “any questions?” it looks like you’ve been keeping very good, detailed notes (bc of the typing), so you can say very groundbreaking (but totally obvious to the non-retarded) like “hey when people are referred to the company, and we have a longstanding relationship with them, how about we kick them up the chain to a long-time employee so they don’t have to re-learn a new contact every time we lose a bottom-tier sales chick?“

   they’ll think WOAAAAH THIS GUY KNOWS BIZNESSSSSS because the bar has fallen so low, and people are so inattentive, that simply paying 60% of attention with your superior, octa-core processor puts the pentiums to shame