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1. SKiZM :confederate: (sk1zm@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 13-Jul-2024 00:07:38 JST SKiZM :confederate:
   Time for some prison stories Part 1: Night of the Face Eating Zombies 🧟♂️
   There was always contraband coming in. As a trustee, I was able to move contraband between pods and between areas such as the kitchen or county side. But first the work crews would have to get to drops and stick it up their butts. Everything illegal usually came in through someone's butthole. Sometimes visitor contact or guards, but usually they double ziplock bagged it and used edible grease from the kitchen to do the deed.
   Sooooo, there was a lot of Spice going around. It's like fake weed, short term high bizarre chemicals sprayed on catnip. One day we hear screaming from one of the pods. It's probably a fight, happens all the time right. Wrong. Everyone on the hall is walking down to the screaming, and both guards run in (2 guards per 200 inmates)
   They pull out one guy and half his face is just chewed off, blood everywhere. The smallest guy in the pod, is in there fighting like six other inmates from that pod. 3-4 more guards show up and are fighting this little dude to the death. Eventually, they get the idea to roll him up like a burrito in the rubber rug/mat from the back door leading out to the yard.
   By this point, the alarms are going off and it's lockdown, everyone is herded back into our pods. After awhile, they come get me for some reason because I'm a trustee and I get to clean up the mess (fuggin lawl). So, I'm up front and they're still wrestling with little burrito dude. His face is all purple and his eyes are bugging out; he's screaming about smurfs everywhere. Then, he looks right through me and says "see, he knows" and I'm like please don't bring me into this madness.
   Well, I go back to my pod finally. And hundreds of us, 10-15 to a pod are trapped in our pods for several hours. And the guys are screaming through the walls joking around. But then we start hearing real screams down the hall. Then, the react team is dragging off another violent crazy man. And another. And another. This goes on for hours. Everyone is on edge because we're waiting for someone in the cell to start attacking everyone else.
   Apparently some spice came in but it was actually bath salts, and everyone that smoked it, freaked the fuck out.