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1. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 01-Jul-2024 06:40:21 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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   @Humpleupagus I've eaten some truly heinous things in my travels, but it grates on me that whenever you get a bunch of heartlanders together, nobody listens when you say "let's just do a good, traditional thing like a turkey dinner". That's simple, hard to mess up, and compartmentalized fare.

   Instead you have all the women try to share their bizarro oprah recipes where they substitute the butters and meat for canola oils and margarines (for health).

   "Oh I have the best taco soup recipe"

   no you don't sarah, you're bringing mashed potatoes.

   "mmmm I love doing this low-fat bread bowl, it uses rice noodles instead of"

   sorry sister you're steaming carrots

   The men will be grilling, and we're doing a scale of seasoning from left to right, your husband cannot touch the shakers