So what I'm learning from all these 100 million views cat tiktoks:
Fat, frumpy, nasty girls are insufferable to love
they can visit unlimited violence upon you for any reason
don't give her attention? Smack Give her the wrong type of attention? Smack
Everything you do needs to revolve around her, you cannot ever put her second
She's fat and gross (worth saying twice, she's so fat she eats in bed and thinks it's cute he's grossed out by crumbs)
She's genuinely impulse driven to the core, even understands she's a RPoW. Everything is worthy of latina smacks
All she does is eat, sleep, groom, repeat.
Boys love videogames and they throw tantrums that wake her up
boys are inattentive and forgetful of vital (i.e. tiny, unimportant) things and this is deserving of violence
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