At the top of the dark black and white with glowing cyan image is a flying saucer from the 1950s. It shoots a beam of bright cyan light to the ground, where it strikes the ground with a puff of smoke. Within the beam, floating up to the saucer, is a man with his head, arms and legs hang back. The text between the two is all in caps, and says, "At this point if I get picked up by aliens I'm just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction."
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