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I’m taking a mirror selfie in a bathroom mirror. I’m trying to cradle my black cat Shadow in my arms but instead he’s holding himself stock straight with his legs straight out and he’s looking up at an angle with his eyes open incredibly wide and frozen. I have my hair pulled back and I’m wearing my old rectangular framed glasses and I’m pursing my lips to keep from laughing and ruining the shot. I cannot overstate how much he looks like bad taxidermy here. A living cat should not look this wooden and awkward. It also really showcases how huge he is, he’s inches longer than my shoulders are broad not including his leggies