@WilhelmIII @matty Boston dynamics dog, with a VERY hair trigger WWII flamethrower assembly on top
Sensors "accidentally" set to Target: ALL MOTION
(and the tanks are coated in an unusually fragile, powdered white phosphorous enamel so when it gets shot once it goes up in a 500 ft poof of 5000º)
Also we put cute googly eyes on it so people feel like it's people
And we send it to the east ward of baltimore