Those stats are phenomenal.

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1. FailureBiWinning, Keeper of Incredibly Irritating Parrot Grass (daphailwhale@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 09:25:06 JST FailureBiWinning, Keeper of Incredibly Irritating Parrot Grass

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   JUSTICE. THANK FUCK - took three tries to kill the technical third boss of the game, but it's done. Search the area the boss was standing on to find Erdrick's Armor. We officially have the best armor in the entire game.
   
   Heals 1HP per step (as opposed to Magic Armor's 1HP every 4 steps), nulls the damage of Hurt and Hurtmore (more than Magic Armor did), AND it has a built-in Stepguard effect (so damaging floors are no longer a problem).
   
   This is a fantastic note to end the session on - we'll get more use out of our goodies tomorrow.