Have you met my wife? I name a kingdom after her.

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1. FailureBiWinning, Keeper of Incredibly Irritating Parrot Grass (daphailwhale@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 11-Mar-2024 04:33:40 JST FailureBiWinning, Keeper of Incredibly Irritating Parrot Grass
   Princess Gwaelin was my first video game waifu, not because I actually had any real affection for her, but because I wasn't allowed to say "no."
   
   A few decades of hindsight later, plus a glance at the translated Japanese script, along with messing around in the sequels (and maybe eyeballing a bit of her more voluptuous fanart from time to time)... "no" was both canonically and objectively the wrong answer.