This comic hilariously compares PHP and bananas: 1) Can you eat it? Yes to the banana, no to PHP (unless you're really determined). 2) Can it prevent cramps? Banana wins again! Not sure about PHP... 3) Is it a great programming language? Well, that depends on who you ask... TL;DR: Banana Triumphs!
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