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This is a meme about running SQL queries that take forever because you typed something wrong that can either delete all rows or fetch all rows. The SQL query is "ONE SELECT FROM VERY BIG TABLE, ADD 8 JOINS, 5 SUBQUERIES AND ONE GROUP BY. NO INDEX, PLEASE I'M ALLERGIC TO THEM.

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This is a meme about running SQL queries that take forever because you typed something wrong that can either delete all rows or fetch all rows. The SQL query is "ONE SELECT FROM VERY BIG TABLE, ADD 8 JOINS, 5 SUBQUERIES AND ONE GROUP BY. NO INDEX, PLEASE I'M ALLERGIC TO THEM.
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nixCraft 🐧 (nixcraft@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 02-Mar-2024 01:15:43 JST nixCraft 🐧

been there done that too. what about you?

In conversation about 9 months ago from mastodon.social permalink