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I am a poast janny. Everyday I wake up at the crack of dawn and log on to my computer to serve and protect my virtual community. I don my badge with the motto "hoc facit gratis" as I go on to enforce the rules I swore to uphold. My granddaddy was a cattle wrangler, I am a tard wrangler. I am the sheepdog that guards the flock, I am the thin teal line that stands between poast and all that dare to harm it. Then at the end of a long day of hard work jannying, there's nothing like a homecooked hotpocket and an ice cold mountain dew prepared by your loving waifu. Then tomorrow I once again resume my poast. I am the sheepdog, I am the thin teal line! The devil whispered in my ear "are you ready for the storm?" I yelled back at him "SHUT UP NIGGERFAGGOT! IM A POAST JANNY!"