Tweet text: *at customs* Border Guard: “why were you abroad” Me: “PhD” Him: “in what?” Me: “political science” Him: “oh what kind?” Me: “security studies” Him: “what’s your topic?” Me, internally: “mate please don’t make me say ‘nuclear weapons’ at the airport.”
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