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1. Cap'n Kong (slightretvrn) (kang_kong3@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 02-Dec-2023 20:55:06 JST Cap'n Kong (slightretvrn)
   vive la france!
   
   Meet Cédric
   >french dad
   >heard noise at night
   >grabs 13 pounds medieval sword he like to collected
   >see a pack of sandniggers trying to steal his Ferrari
   >charge them with the sword
   >they panic
   >smash them on the head, on the sides
   
   "luckily, I'm ambidextrous"
   
   >beats the hell out of them
   >their leader yell "son of a bitch, we know you, we'll find you!"
   
   "well duh, big shit: you're in my house"
   
   >invaders run away
   >wake up his 2 sons and his nephew
   >give them all swords
   >they guard the house together until the morning
   
   >journalist: "but with the french justice, weren't you afraid of hurting them?"
   
   "well I'd rather be the dude who killed a bunch of assholes than the one in the coffin"
   
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