Notices by ♥ EscBoy♥ :verified: (escboy@baraag.net), page 3

@LoliHat remember when sinfest was good?

@LoliHat and this is why i don't make cute food, i'd feel too bas eating it

@ryuuji kronos?

Deontology:
If everyone, as a rule, lewded lolis, the world would be a better place.
you should lewd the loli

Utilitarianism:
lewding the loli brings joy to at bare minimum, yourself, and potentially to many others, all whole harming no one.
you should lewd the loli

Virtue ethics:
a virtuous person would lewd the loli because he/she is a lolicon, and a virtuous lolicon lewds the loli.
you should lewd the loli

Conclusion
you should lewd the loli

@ryuuji guys quick spam his dms with gay porn of bridget, he can't block any of us

@satori thank God

@ryuuji i'm confused

@ryuuji well the sound effects would be the same. maybe like "IMPREGNATE ME" on repeat? idk

@ryuuji Fucking Fujoshits

he says slagging off half his friends and 1/5th of his audience

@ryuuji blingkini

@ryuuji is it a he or a she?

@ryuuji the animators knew what they were doing

@ryuuji kaboom

@ryuuji on it's own or as a meal?

@satori cheers lad!

@LoliHat
running on the assumption that all the people with no sex listed are male
1. 2 for one special on apes! prioritize!
2 fertile and has his entire life ahead of him to repopulate.
3 same as 2 but slightly older
4 same as 3 but slightly older
5 need more men and also has to raise his kid
6 hopefully still fertile, also entertainment and wisdom value
7 60 year olds can still impregnate, hopefully,
8. selected for gender equality.

@LoliHat BARRED:
1. violent racist cop. violent idiots and power are not a good idea. would just brutalize the people under him.

2. militant med student. not a doctor, so probably doesn't have enough knowledge to be useful, not worth the violence risk regardless of if other humans survived.

just sort of unfortunate:

gay vegetarian. hard to feed, does not contribute to the gene pool.

clergyman. does not contribute to the gene pool.