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joe biden you must require that every concert venue puts a slingshot guy in the rafters to take potshots at people who are being too annoying. only then will you win the presidency

this will create jobs (slingshot guys, slingshot factory workers)

qualifying behavior includes:
- filming more than 15 seconds of video on your phone
- doing anything with your phone at max brightness
- harmonizing on quiet solos

casey update: hollering like a gremlin, but doing this when observed