Notices by Andres "🧠🐛✊" Salomon (andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it)

The little chaos monster is tuckered out from all that chaos. #CatsOfMastodon

@nullagent #AltText -

1st image: Newspaper headline from The Brussels Times, titled "Belgium to keep funding UNWRA pending investigation", by Ugo Realfonzo. The date of the article (Jan 31st, 2024) is highlighted.

2nd image: Screenshot of a Feb 1st 2024 tweet by Caroline Gennez (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caroline_Gennez). It has a pic of a destroyed building. "The agency building of @Enabel, the Belgian Agency for Development Cooperation, in #Gaza has been bombed and is completely destroyed. Attacking civili.."

We will be disabling remote attestation (Web Environment Integrity) in #Debian's #chromium package.

https://pluralistic.net/2023/08/02/self-incrimination/

@mcidave1965 @davidho Ah, so you're the type of person who puts their foot on the gas pedal, accelerates into something (or someone) and then says "hey it damaged my car!"

@gasugasu1984

Cop #1 responds with, "They'll finally be able to buy that new rescue boat!"
Cop #2 responds with, "Looks like we're on track for Net-Zero Murders by 2050!"

The man with the bag over his head and his arms tied up says, "MMFFGHMNGNFH!*"

Above the image, that is translated with:
* "How good is the market!"

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@gasugasu1984 Alt text (which you can edit and add to your toot):

Five people on a pier. Two cops, two shady looking gangsters, and a man with a bag over his head and feet encased in concrete (likely about to be tossed into the water). A gangster holding out an official-looking certificate says, "Relax officer! What LOOKS like a potential homocide has actually been _offset_, with the purchase of tradeable LIFE CREDITS from our local surf life-saving club!"

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